Wednesday, January 31, 2007

No Soloists! Who's Going to Tell Her?


PONTIFF: NO SOLOISTS IN EVANGELIZING!
VATICAN CITY, JAN. 31, 2007 Zenit.org.- St. Paul didn't evangelize alone, but acted as a member of the Body of Christ, Benedict XVI says.

The Pope explained this at today's general audience in Paul VI Hall where some 6,000 people gathered to hear a reflection dedicated to three of St. Paul's collaborators: Barnabas, Silas and Apollos.

Highlighting the support the three men gave the Apostle, the Holy Father said: "Paul does not act as a 'soloist,' as an isolated individual, but together with these collaborators in the 'we' of the Church."

original--van Eyck: Ghent Altarpiece: Singing Angels Web Gallery of Art

Monday, January 29, 2007

Chant A Lot!


(Tune: Camelot)

It’s true! It’s true! The documents are clear!
The music must be sacred art, my dear!

Some laws were made a distant moon ago here:
Polyphony and chant are to be taught,
And students of the schools of sacred music
should chant a lot.

The music that’s profane, it is forbidden,
In liturgies the chant has pride of place,
So seminaries should train future priests all
to chant a lot.

Chant a lot! Chant a lot! I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
We don't chant a lot, chant a lot—instead we have guitar!

Not ev’rything that stands outside the temple
is worthy to come in, and yet it does,
A treasure, sure, we’ve got!
Don’t let chant be forgot!
The only way to save it is to
get the Church to chant a lot!

Chant a lot! Chant a lot! I know it gives a person pause,
But to chant a lot, chant a lot, those are the Council’s laws.

So teach your choirs to read the little square notes,
Instruct your children, still upon the knee!
Don’t let chant be forgot!
Church budgets, please allot
some funding for directors who will
teach the Church to chant a lot!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Quarrelling Musicians

Does this happen at your parish?


Quarrelling Musicians by Georges de la Tour (original, anyway)

"I told you it would be bad news if she ever got hold of the mic."

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Mass Projections

This afternoon we popped into a newly-built Catholic church to see if we could perhaps to go confession, or at least pick up their bulletin to read the schedule. I knew we weren't "in Kansas anymore" when I mistook some of the landscaping fountains as unfinished plumbing projects. Mass had already started, and we peeked in from the "vestibule." There were four large video screens mounted around the church, and the text of the responsorial psalm was being projected in black type on a blue background. The cantor sang with an elaborate and loud synthesized accompaniment that must have been pre-programmed, as there was no accompanist near any of the several keyboards. The readings were also projected.

Now that we have embraced (?) what Nicole Kieper of Tennessean.com calls "large-group karaoke," I thought I'd see how this new multi-media liturgy could be "enhanced." Why just have the words on screen, when we can set moods, provide count-downs, pre-liturgical music videos and still or even motion backgrounds? I visited Onscreen Impact to see what might be available. Here's something they don't offer--the offertory antiphon for Sunday, January 28. Imagine this image being projected. What is it about this that just doesn't work? Some days it's just hard to be funny.

New Translation Released


So simple, even a cave man could understand it!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

The Pope's Cologne



Do people disregard your liturgical authority? Doubt your holiness? Wear the Pope's Cologne and smell pontifical! Or do you just need a gift for your ambitious parish priest? This is for real. Who could make this up?

Okay, others blogged this at least a month ago, but I just found it. A company in San Rafael produces The Pope's Cologne. The website reads:
"....a fresh new fragrance from the past."
"The Pope’s Cologne is a classic Old World cologne made from the private formula of Pope Pius IX (1792-1878). We obtained this formula from descendants of the commander of his Papal Guard and lifelong friend, General Charles Charette. We have followed this complex, exclusive formula meticulously, using the same essential oils that his perfumers used 150 years ago. We believe that we have succeeded in capturing the same fragrance that he and those around him enjoyed so long ago. This is a truly extraordinary cologne with surprising freshness and notes of violet and citrus. We are pleased that you will have the opportunity to enjoy this wonderful, historic fragrance. It is an honor for us to be able to produce it and make it available for your pleasure today."

But seriously, folks, imagine of the benefits of owning your own bottle of The Pope's Cologne...(harp arpeggio, please)
--It gives me that "just-saw-the-pope" feeling of superiority.
--Not only am I holier than thou--now I SMELL holier than thou!
--I'm going to give a bottle to our new, ambitious pastor!
--I like to wear it around dissenting clergy. It really makes them nervous!
--The fragrance lingers in a room long after I've left. I think of it as a territorial marker: "Catholics have been here."
--I find that it repels those who would try to convert me. They know that I have such confidence in my faith that they don't even bother.
--I find it really helps to identify proper papal people.
--I only wish it came in fragrances of other popes-- SPX, JPII, etc.
--"No, really darling, I was with the pope today!"
--It's the scent of authority!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Another Conversion


Feast of the Conversion of St. Paul
St. Paul and I have something in common--a startling conversion! I'm a recovering liturgical guitarist. I was "knocked off my horse" when I realized that, although the Church considers her musical tradition to be a "treasure of inestimable value, greater even than that of any other art," this treasure was almost lost. I say that I'm recovering, not cured, because I still have a soft spot in my heart that finds the pop sound alluring, and many of the people who do it sincere. Pop liturgical music was a part of my formation.

But I have put away my guitar for liturgies. I love and value the Church's musical tradition more, and the Church, the Bride of Christ desires it. I have dedicated my professional life to its restoration in the liturgy. Generations of Catholics have never heard it done well, if they have ever heard it at all. It's no wonder that pop liturgical music is the path of least resistance, but when has the Church ever asked us to take the easy way?

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

No Photoshopping Necessary


Yup. This is the real thing. Catholic World News--Off the Record
points out this tabernacle from a parish in Italy, Parrocchia di San Giuseppe Moscati. You can see more of the building and environment if you click on "Immagini dalla Parrochia."
Visibilium saw the "hidden Mickey" right away. As for me, any comments would be superfluous. Oh alright, it does call to mind what David said to Nathan:
"Here I am, living in a palace of cedar, while the ark of God remains in a tent."
Just change "tent" to...well...what do YOU see?

Sunday, January 21, 2007

The Sweet Smell of Indult

(click image to enlarge)

The Curt Jester reports a new French perfume--Indult
Perhaps soon we'll see this new Vatican version.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Horizontalism in the Liturgy



"Horizontalism … Does Damage to Catholic Faith and Worship"

VATICAN CITY, JAN. 20, 2007
Cardinal Francis Arinze gave an address on Oct. 26 at a colloquium to celebrate the golden jubilee of the Institut Supérieur de Liturgie of the Institut Catholique de Paris. Zenit.org
Here's a quote:
"Many abuses in matters liturgical are based, not on bad will but on ignorance, because they "involve a rejection of those elements whose deeper meaning is not understood and whose antiquity is not recognized" ("Redemptionis Sacramentum," No. 9). Thus some abuses are due to an undue place given to spontaneity, or creativity, or to a wrong idea of freedom, or to the error of horizontalism which places man at the center of a liturgical celebration instead of vertically focusing on Christ and his mysteries."

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Chanter's Anthem

(tune: To Dream the Impossible Dream)

To chant the antiphonal psalm
To know the Gregorian modes
To master the difficult introit
To know where the breaths should all go

To lose the vibrato-y sound
A tone that is straight I desire
A voice that is pure and so pray’rful
and blends with a unison choir

This is my quest:
In chant to expound
Be one of the schola
A joy so profound

At end of the psalms
in humility bowed
sing my Gloria Patris with
endings I know are allowed

And I’ll know what the squiggly things do
how quilisma’s expressed
And I’ll feel monophonic delight
and my heart will be blessed.

And the world will be better for this
that one voice undistinguished alone
can soar up to God in his glory
by chanting Gregorian chant!

Monday, January 15, 2007

Reform Kit


I borrowed this from the forum of Choral Treasure, an internet "radio station" that plays sacred choral music of the Church's tradition 24/7. And no commercials!

Only question is, should we really wait for the reform of the reform to come before breaking the glass, or should we break the glass now and start the ball rolling?

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Motu Proprio Round Up Time


Who will be rounded up in the Motu Proprio? Name the horses. Time will judge who's right. (whose rite?)

Wednesday, January 10, 2007